Friday, 2 December 2016

Dear Cat

Dear CAT-2016,

Sadar MEOW,

Kuch dino se apke aane ki khushi me bache paglae padey hai, koi so nahi pa raha, koi kha nahi pa raha to koi ya to bas so raha ya bas kha raha hai. Sabhi apse milne ke liye bahut ekchuk to nahi hai lekin kya kare apne kuch option bhi to nahi chora hai J . Taiyari to ho chuki hogi apki ? nahi nahi “ taiyari jeet ki “ nahi , “ taiyari lene ki “ ache se , aram se , HUMARI LENE KI . .

Sometimes,  I think how co related marriage and you are. Taiyari mahino se aur kam tamaam bas 3 ghante me , shadi me bhi insan ki ache se lagti hai  aur CAT me to …ahemmm..let it be !   . . .                   
Like lakhs of students taking cat this year , I too have many dreams , which “YOU CAN” make easier to achieve and by this ( in any sense ) I don’t mean that “ ONLY YOU CAN “ make easier to achieve . No I am not challenging you but I am just being honest . Even if I don’t crack you ( which I desperately want to ) , my life is not gonna end . . I may face more difficulties to achieve what I want to but I will get there. If not you , then something else , but I WILL BE THERE.

I have this one magician in my coaching “ KUMAR SIR”.  Well, yes he is a teacher but the word is too small  to define him. The last day of my workshop turned out to be a turning point in my life. Earlier I had this presumption that exams hardly have any power but somewhere my conscious mind denied to accept this fact. I thought I had this feeling kyuki aj tak kisi exam me maine aisa kuch khaas ukhada nahi hai. .                     On the last day of the workshop (as I mentioned above ) , I don’t know which kind of magic was that or rather I would say, it was hypnotic. Totally and completely hypnotic experience. I was spell bound. I can still hear his majestic voice , the potent words , that was the highest point of my energy level. I learnt a hell lot of things that day and to much of my surprise i found out that whatever I have been thinking over the years was really true. . The lessons I got that day may not help me be the topper of Common Admission Test-2016 , but it would surely land me where I see myself few years from now.

It may hurt your ego , but dear CAT, I am not afraid any more. I am not going to piss off when we meet . I am not gonna shiver when you make that 3 hrs period the shortest time period of my life. I am not gonna wail when you leave me exhausted. I am not gonna call GOD for help , I will just ask him to lend me more powers so that I just sit back at my chair , coolly calmly and do things to the best of my level. Yes Mr CAT, I am going to enjoy you . I will enjoy the faces around , I will enjoy the pressure around , I will enjoy your power but at the same time , I will ensure that I don’t feel “ powerless” .
You may make my life easier or tougher and that’s the most you can do. Tomorrow we are gonna meet and I know you will make sure that I remember the day for the rest of my life but what I am planning is to remember how well I handled you and not how the hell you freaked me out. .

Dekhiye ye sab dil pe mat lena aap. I know aise kisi ne baat nahi ki hogi apse. You are the “Amitabh Bachhan” of your industry and I am very sorry if my words pinched you but it was important to tell you this. I respect you . I hail your powers . So instead of giving me reasons to abuse you for life-time , can’t you be a little liberal and do fraandship with me ?  . I will make sure it lasts long ;) . ok I promise jab mai famous ho jaungi , I will always mention you in my Thankyou speech. Isn’t it cool ? I mean who doesn’t wants to get the credit ? . . And to add the cherry on the cake , I won’t friend-zone you. . We can take our relationship to the next level , only if you want. . and that’s it . I can’t propose to you in a more explicit way than this. . “ promise deta hai to dey , warna kat le “ :p . I don’t think I will be forgiven If I end  this  by a cliché like this but still :p . .                          
    . . .  . and yes. . . . .  . . . .  ALL THE BEST !   Ache se darana bacho ko , ganda wala lena aur ha , call karna ,sath milkar hasenge . . .                                                                                                                                                                                 
With lots of love and respect                                                                                                                                    
~ Setu Shreya                                                                                                                            ( dekho ye dialogues ek taraf , but on a serious note, ek request hai. I will be sending you my registration number, thoda dekh lena yaar. . sach batauin ?? Fatti padi hai . . )